[ Okay typing isn't going anywhere so he just activates the video instead; maybe Desmond really didn't need to see a half-dressed, blood-stained Altaïr but at least it's a response.
He looks more serene than anyone trying to stem the bleeding from a knife wound to the shoulder has any right to, really, but that's mostly just his face and the fact that he doesn't need Desmond panicking on top of the sword-wielding flight risk that is Maria. ]
[No Desmond did not, in fact, need to see Altair looking like that but it's not like the havens have ever taken into account what Desmond wants and needs. Or home really so this is the status quo that is his life.
Desmond's honestly not used to Altair bleeding because he remembers the way the old Animus functioned - an old man limping, sure, but this is actually worrying and the stupid face he makes with eyes like saucers is probably hilarious in any other situation.]
What the hell happened? Do you need a doctor? Or healer? Where are you, I can call someone to fix that before you pass out.
[ It's nothing Desmond doesn't see in the mirror so you know what, deal with it. In the meantime Altaïr spares the rune another glance as he goes for Maria's pack and the salve they hadn't needed to try until now. ]
Whatever madness is taking hold of the havens has touched Maria. She does not remember me, and has the appearance of an enemy. [ Bright red, which is a shock to wake up to and probably the only reason he's not mortally wounded right now. And now thanks to the injury he's going to have to ambush her if he wants any hope of subduing her. ]
[Just for the record it's the blood he objects to and not seeing a) a dude this undressed and b) basically what he sees in the mirror.
Actually he has one minor objection to the second point because he really needs to work out more Altair so he can accurately be your twin. That's for another day.]
Oh jesus christ, this is fucking awesome I mean this family never catches a break. Ever. Just letting you in on that now, our lives suck. Even here! Aside from being an enemy was anything else different? I'm kind of scared to talk to her right now, I did and she noticed the face thing and she's yelling sorcery.
[Your girl is stealing your lines gramps, is that good or bad?]
video; oh my fudsfkkfdgdf crying
He looks more serene than anyone trying to stem the bleeding from a knife wound to the shoulder has any right to, really, but that's mostly just his face and the fact that he doesn't need Desmond panicking on top of the sword-wielding flight risk that is Maria. ]
Peace, I still live.
video; this family i s2g
Desmond's honestly not used to Altair bleeding because he remembers the way the old Animus functioned - an old man limping, sure, but this is actually worrying and the stupid face he makes with eyes like saucers is probably hilarious in any other situation.]
What the hell happened? Do you need a doctor? Or healer? Where are you, I can call someone to fix that before you pass out.
video; you love them
Whatever madness is taking hold of the havens has touched Maria. She does not remember me, and has the appearance of an enemy. [ Bright red, which is a shock to wake up to and probably the only reason he's not mortally wounded right now. And now thanks to the injury he's going to have to ambush her if he wants any hope of subduing her. ]
video; i hate all of you
Actually he has one minor objection to the second point because he really needs to work out more Altair so he can accurately be your twin. That's for another day.]
Oh jesus christ, this is fucking awesome I mean this family never catches a break. Ever. Just letting you in on that now, our lives suck. Even here! Aside from being an enemy was anything else different? I'm kind of scared to talk to her right now, I did and she noticed the face thing and she's yelling sorcery.
[Your girl is stealing your lines gramps, is that good or bad?]